You better not breathe
You better not move
You’re better off dead
I’m telling you dude
Santa Claus is gunning you down!

In Japan they call him Annual Gift Man and he lives on the moon.

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.

What gift do you get for the man who oversees everything?

We are on to you Santa! And we unmask you and heartily rebuke you! Get thee hence from our Christ’s birthday party!

Q: What did Santa say upon entering the house of ill repute?
A: Ho ho ho!