Simone and Shane Warne are to split, after a 25-year-old woman went to the press with allegations that he begged her for sex, and she begrudgingly complied. It’s all over the news.

A question for the ladies out there—what is it about a tubby, balding Australian cricketer ten years your senior dropping his pants in front of you that gets you percolating in the nether regions?

Is it the fame thing that does it for you? Perhaps the possibility of selling the story to an inquisitive English paper? The overall studliness of Aussie men?

Send me a text message with your thoughts. No, I’m not going to tell you my number.